and we came up with the following conversation (names edited out):
else: shut up, efrim, ya homeless bum
else: get a job.
someone: it should say "homeless. will work for hope. god bless."
else: holding a hammer
someone: "lost life savings after investing in what turned out to be faulty schematics of a ruined machine"
else: "will play dead flag blues for food"
else: *sticks out thumb* "ride to providence?"
someone: and then driver is like... "so you look hopeless... d'you think the end of the world is coming?"
someone: and he's like "nah... so says the preacher man... but i don't go by what he says"
else: "...hey, you wanna hear a poem?"
someone: and the driver says "...wtf?"
someone: and then the driver says "whats your name?"
someone: and then the driver says "... you're a crazy mother fucker."
someone: so efrim says "that may be... but just remember: motherfucker=redeemer"
else: "looks like your filthy ass has been sleeping on the beach, huh?"
someone: "yeah... i got lost."